Howdy do! We’re nearing the end of the Miserable Season of Russell, glory be. Just two episodes left – the opening of Sur, followed by Pandora’s fancypants wedding, and then the reunion on January 30. As far as I know this is a one-part reunion, and according to Mr. Andy Taylor did not cry. Oh, and Kim wasn’t there. Sounds stoic, other than The Glands who supposedly yelled at everyone the whole time, which makes no sense at this point except as an attention-seeking behavior. In other news:
· Newlywed Brandi Glanville is currently denying a “report” in the National Enquirer that she hooked up with Demi Moore two years ago at Bruce Willis’ wedding in the Caribbean. Again, sounds attention-seeking.
· Jill Zarin is still seeking attention by claiming the new NY housewives hate Ramona and that without Jill there’s nothing to hold the group together. But she doesn’t miss them because she’s happy traveling with Bobby.
· And finally, Bravo has announced what’s to come this spring, which includes what may be the final season of Bethenny Ever After, Don’t Be Tardy for Kim’s Wedding, and a show where Kandi Burruss discovers talent. That shrieking you hear is Mr. Andy running for his life as NeNe trashes the Clubhouse with her size 14 hookerhoppers.
You are hilarious! Your recap had me laughing out loud and reading excerpts to my husband. I have never watch any of the real housewives shows, and don’t even know who is on them. I have seen a few of the women when they make appearances on talk shows, but that is the extend of my knowledge. I just started reading your column because I’ve been reading RS for a couple of years and was just checking out his new writers when he expanded his site. You are by far the best, head and shoulders above RS (I’ve never bothered to login before or make any comments to his column). I hope he’s not jealous of your talent! You are a fantastic writer and are incredibly funny! Keep it up–I absolutely love your column and don’t care if I ever see the show!
Great recap! And where did Kim find The BM? Retired? Really? From what? LOL
I love your recaps!! You’re hysterical and i look so forward to Tuesday mornings to read your take on these dodo people. Thanks for taking the time!!