Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Last week Steve asked me when this season is going to be over because it seems like it has been going on forever. I can’t help but agree. But we must be getting near the end, as the White Party is upon us next week! I will be in a remote location with neither internet nor Bravo, so I will miss the party and won’t have a recap next Tuesday. I’ll try to catch up when I return. In the news:
– Phaedra Parks has shared that she has only gained 11 lbs. with her current pregnancy. Everybody knows you are only supposed to gain 25-35 total.
– The Glands’ book is out, and already selling fantastically well according to Amazon. It’s #60 overall and top five for various subcategories, and the reader reviews are generally quite positive (other than the predictable handful who find all things Glands, such as vaginal rejuvenation, totally appalling).
– The LA cop who allegedly went on a shooting rampage last week left a manifesto in which he praised a number of famous ladies for being beautiful and talented, and he included NeNe Leakes in the list along with Kate Winslet and Natalie Portman! One of these drag queens is not like the others, if you ask me, but there’s no accounting for individual taste. Margaret Cho made the list, too, so there’s that.
– Did Bravo pay for Kim’s nose job? Radar Online thinks maybe yes, so she’d have a storyline for the season. She did have that bad deviated septum, you know. Apparently her doctor also did Flopsy’s nose job.
– Down in the OC, Heather Dubrow and Dr. Terry have sold their big fat house for nearly $17M. It was never even publicly listed. No word on where they have gone since.
– Also in the OC, Gretch was recently interviewed by OK Magazine about her plans to get married, have babies, and get a spin-off show with Slade Slimey, and in said interview she made an assortment of claims including the fact that Slade doesn’t mind if they don’t have a daily boot-knocking, which confirms for me that Slade is playing for another team altogether.
– And finally, Tay was on WWHL last night and was totally naked wasted. Even Mr. Andy looked a little frightened.
K, I was reading earlier and didn’t leave a comment as I came upon it and I don’t feel like trying to find the post…… but you’re “Stassie looks like Chelsie Clinton” is so spot I had to come back and agree!! I’ve been trying to put my finger on it and appreciate you figuring it out for me. Yes, I’m a loser and actually watch Vanderpump Rules at the gym. Does that make it better…only at the gym?! 😉