Bonjour, kittycats! Another Adrienne- and Tay-free episode, and in the City of Light? It’s like Christmas AND Hanukkah, with a little Festivus tossed in just for giggles! While we were admiring ourselves in our new berets, here’s what else was going on:
* The RHOBH reunion filmed on Friday – Adrienne skipped it, and Camille and Marisa were asked not to come. It seems Adrienne’s litigious nature has caught her on the backside with a whole bunch of gag orders and other stuff which would have meant she couldn’t have responded to anything anyone said to her about ___________, her divorce, Dr. Paul’s alleged abuse, Bernie the Enforcer, or anything else, so she just didn’t come. RealityTea has a nice review of the situation and correctly points out that pretty much everything Adrienne has said about anyone else has been proven false, whereas everything anyone has said about Adrienne has turned out to be entirely correct. Adrienne does like to talk about karma a lot, and it seems she would know.
* So that is the end of Adrienne on RHOBH, and while she is trying really hard to convince the world that she left of her own volition, RadarOnline reports that she was fired. Supposedly Adrienne tried to sell her “relationship” with Lil’ Rod as her new storyline and the producers, who have had enough of her and her shiitake, were just not interested. RealityTea seems certain that Tay and Kim are also out for next year. Camille has announced that she has quit (was not renewed? who knows, does it matter?) and it doesn’t look like Marisa will be back either. Lots of rumors about whether or not Kyle will be back. I really can’t see it without her whether we like it or not.
* Down the coast in the OC, Tammy Sue has started the pre-premiere media tour and among other things has shared that she’s trying to work on common ground with Assy Bellino, and that Lauri Peterson Waring comes back with an ax to grind. With whom I am not so sure. Also, Vic got a chimplant!
* Still no news about RHONY contracts. The plot (or lack thereof, as it were) thickens.
* In NJ, the Guidices and the Gorgas are supposedly in group therapy. Yeah, right. Juicy Joe goes to trial in April.
* And down in ATL, Phaedra is supposedly getting her own spinoff show in which she will mediate people’s disagreements. I think they should just send her to BH and see what happens. Also, Sheree Whitfield is seeking a restraining order against the blogger behind Tamara Tattles for “stalking” her by taking photos of what TT calls “Chateau Sheree”, the neverendingly under construction residence to be of She, and posting about the progress or lack thereof. All of this is perfectly public information so I am curious as to where She thinks she’s going with this. I predict nowhere.
All in all a slow week. Allons y!