Holy cannoli, is it Monday already? This really was the sucklord of Beverly Hills episodes, and in all honesty I am far more interested in seeing my Congresswoman interviewed by Diane Sawyer, so let’s run through our usual list of gossip items before we get to the tea party from hell, shall we?

· Kim Zolciak married her babydaddy on Friday, wearing an incredibly subtle 32-pound secondhand bridal gown she got from preownedweddingdresses.com. The affair was filmed for Bravo so we’ll all get to see if her wig stayed on for ourselves.

· Contrary to reports on a fake “news” website over the weekend, Tamra Barney is not dead! In fact, she’s alive and well in Turks & Caicos. I seem to think this isn’t the first time there’s been a false report of her untimely demise. She’s the Alfonso Ribeiro of reality television, that Tamra.

· Page Six reports that Ramona Singer has been trying to take her Ramona Pinot Grigio BYOB into lots of fancy NYC establishments and has been getting denied. Actually, … Continue reading →

Greetings! Happy to share some news from around the greater U.S. regarding our mutual friends, the Housewives:

· according to RadarOnline, Jacqueline and Chris Laurita are being sued for misappropriating corporate assets to the tune of $8 million dollars. Supposedly Chris Laurita’s business (Signature Apparel, whatever that is) made more than $250 million dollars between 2005 and 2009, but after the economy went south the company went bankrupt. The suit, filed by someone to whom Signature Apparel owed money, alleges that the Lauritas drained the company of its assets to pay personal expenses and support their lavish lifestyle, including payments to credit card companies, 11 car leases (including a Bentley, a Maserati, and no doubt that buttmonkey Ashley’s Jeep) and about half a million dollars in travel-related expenses. Eeek. The Lauritas deny all charges. Of course.

· Star Magazine is also reporting that the Oof-If marriage is on the rocks, but they’ve been saying this for a while. I predict: zzzzzzzzz.

· The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! I have to say I … Continue reading →