Finale time! I am sensing a pattern here: a party, a fight, a FOH making outrageous statements and then wilting under the pressure, proving why there are an F and an O before her H. Is this the world we’re living in?

Around the ‘tubes:

* The Glands is flatly denying that the hookup she was caught in at Kyle’s White Party involved any nudity, and further claims she went on to date the gentleman in question for six full months before hiring him as her realtor, and moreover that the person who caught her was Lisa who can confirm everything she says.

* Adrienne, in her ongoing pursuit of attention (funny how that’s exactly what she claims The Glands and Dr. Paul seek – takes one to know one it seems) attended some Perez Hilton party in a corset, undies, and thigh-highs. That ought to further her brand. I am sure her kids are mortified, and if not they should be or will be soon.

* There’s some guy named Tom Murro who … Continue reading →

Today is the day! After a long-awaited, slow and painful death, we have finally arrived at the unceremonious end of the Oof-If marriage. Before we get to that, the news roundup:

* Ms. Oof herself is again pretending to be involved in a scandalous cougar-type (my autocorrect wants to make that “codger-type”, which is probably more correct) relationship with Lil’ Rod, after announcing last week that they had mutually parted ways. On last night’s WWHL Mr. Andy formally announced that Adrienne had not come to the reunion, that we have seen the last of her as she is not coming back next season, and that Adrienne and Mr. Andy are never, ever, ever getting back together. So if this “relationship” is a play for attention and a storyline for next season, Ms. Oof may need to restrategize.

* Also in Beverly Hills, Marisa has closed the sale of her MIL’s house at $21MM, never having formally listed the property and entertained all offers privately. Interestingly, Mauricio was not named as a listing agent and therefore … Continue reading →

Bonjour! Am I the only person who watched last night’s incredibly boring episode of RHOBH? I am guessing yes, what with all the built-up anticipation over The Letter on The Bachelor. So much ado about so much nothing. Not a lot of Housewife news, either, except:

* Adrienne and Lil’ Rod broke up, which is a colossally stunning development seeing as Bravo officially told her they were not interested in that potential storyline last week. In other Adrienne news, Tamara Tattles posted the only known “before” photo of Adrienne, originally printed in Star or some such tabloid. Oh, and Adrienne, who serves soapy chicken for dinner, is opening a restaurant to compete with Villa Blanca. No thank you.

* In other Stewart news, Big Rod told TMZ that his current wife, one Penny Lancaster, is officially not interested in becoming a new BH Wife.

* Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss are having some ridiculous blog/twitter bicker over whether or not Kim “stole” Kandi’s dream baby boy name, Kash, for her second son. Considering (a) … Continue reading →