Lisa’s grandmother comes to visit, as she apparently attempted with the belligerent drunk faux psychic, Allison of the Electric Cigarette, last season. Does this mean Allison is really a psychic and was not cooperating? Whatever, still no news from Grandma other than that she appreciated Lisa’s tea and sympathy during her prolonged stay.
I’m not sure who’s talking to Taylor, but they are intimating that Russell is associated with the mob. I wonder if this person is also talking to RadarOnline, and perhaps US Weekly. Tay, our anonymous source opines, needs to surround herself with people who are not all about money, and Russell is all about money. She needs to be stable, secure, and independent. Well, that will or won’t happen one way or another, and Good Luck.
We turn to our hostess, Kyle, who is being visited by her mother, Big Kathy, and provided with the news that she was Kim’s mother in another life and now it all makes sense. What the hell? Finally, as the men and Giggy arrive, it’s time for Camille, whose grandparents are glad about her divorce and let her know that she’s soon to meet a man who “swings in the right direction”. DAT’S RIGHT! Kyle finally confesses to finding a pair of size 14 pumps in Frasier’s closet, not that crossdressing necessarily has anything to do with homosexuality, but we all know that in this case she means he’s ALL IN.
Okay, let’s bring it down and head out to where God left his sandals as Kyle checks in on Kimmy and her fat new lips. Kyle pulls into the cheezy ranch’s driveway in her smooth Benz and alights armed with her black Birkin (tonight is the Birkin ep, indeed it is) to confront Kim in the kitchen about why she’s moving – AGAIN – because friends don’t help friends move and Kim seems to move a LOT and we’re all just damn sick of it. Kimmy explains, quite calmly, that she’s been seeing someone. Kyle asks if it’s the scary guy she brought to Paris’ premiere (which no one watched) and indeed it is, and Kim and her two younger children are moving in with him. EEEEEK! Kyle’s all upset about this, whether it’s because Kimmy’s staying out in the Sandal Zone or because she’s moving in with The Bear, really doesn’t matter. What does matter is that the longer they stay out in the sun the more Kyle’s makeup is cracking and she’s not looking quite so vibrant and youthful. Kyle is sure Kim’s doing this because she is lonely. Kim’s certain she’s not lonely, she’s in love, and drags Kyle over to meet The Bear….
Which is when my engineer husband pipes up with his first comment of the night which is this: “That’s a stucco, chickenwire, and Styrofoam house. With a cheap screen door.” It slams, Kyle’s crying, and I’d be crying too.
NEXT TIME: Kim’s new man is wearing a wedding band, and Tay confronts Lisa before the tables are turned and it becomes an abuse intervention. Wow, that ought to be a blast! Til then…
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Elizabeth Spilotro
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A week late but am guessing “Satu” is thai for extraordinary – gotta love that baby talk… Sawasdee Krab
love love love your columns! thank you for putting in the gossip pieces at the beginning of the articles too. most of the stories you mention, i haven’t heard about.
ps- pandora’s fiance reminds me of a younger, hotter, prince william!