Happy Valentine’s Day! What better way to wrap up five+ months of misery and fractiousness than to leave it all behind on the Day of Love. I would like to take a moment to tell all of you who have read this column – and especially those who have taken the time to post such positive comments – that I love you! RHOBH has hardly been sunshine and unicorns this season, and at times it has been grueling to be your faithful recapper, so your enthusiasm has really mattered to me. A heartfelt thank you!

I am happy to say that starting tomorrow I will be picking up the RHOC column, so look for that next door, or wherever it will be. While it would be nice to have a little detox from housewifery, I did get to spend this past weekend with my three best girlfriends from high school, so I feel renewed, as Ramona would say. You’ll be glad to know that “Money Can’t Buy You Klass” and “Tardy for the Party” were … Continue reading →

Happy Tuesday! We are thisclose to the end, can you sense a shift in the air? One more reunion episode to go and this barking madhouse is history, at least for a few months. While you were otherwise occupied:

* Taylor Armstrong received a pair of really spooky, threatening Twitter messages last week, one threatening to harm her at an upcoming book signing, the other threatening her 5-year-old daughter, Kennedy. The FBI quickly located the Tweeter, who is a mentally unstable teenager from New Jersey. Not sure what’s happened to her since but at least she won’t be attending the book signing. And no word on whether she has any connection to any RHs of NJ.

* Meanwhile, Taylor’s book has officially come out and she has been hitting the talk shows to promote it. Among other tidbits, she still loves Russell.

* Lisa Vanderpump apparently pitched a concept for her own show to Bravo, which declined. No word on whether she’s taking it to Animal Planet.

* Jill Zarin is stoking rumors … Continue reading →

Reunited, and it feels so uncomfortable. Yes, it’s that time again, when we get back together after all episodes of a Housewives season have run, to air our grievances and petty disputes. So much to look forward to, this Festivus of Housewifery. Before we break it down, let’s get up to date on a few things:

* The Glands was Mr. Andy’s guest on WWHL last week, at which time she revealed that she has topped boot knocking her quasi-famous ex-husband, Mr. LeAnn Rimes, by taking it to 11 with Gerard “Nigel” Butler. I do believe Gerard Butler is more famous than Mr. LeAnn Rimes, I think mostly as a Hollywood pantychaser because I don’t recall ever seeing him in anything. Scratch that, I think he was in a movie with Katherine Heigl (which I may or may not have seen – I know I saw commercials and those were probably the best parts anyway, so really all the same), and a couple of years ago his NYC condo was featured in Architectural Digest. This … Continue reading →