The poopy limo arrives at SUR and Kim is greeted by her demented redheaded manager screeching that she looks AMAAAAAAAZING! Really? I think she looks ineeeeeeeeebriated. Everyone is incredibly thrilled to see Kim, actually, except Kyle who bursts into tears. After Kim attempts to molest the manager with her borrowed fuchsia vibrator, Adrienne and Kim retreat to the bathroom, where Kim informs Adrienne that she’s moving out. Adrienne, who is such a peacemaker, gets Kyle and tells her she needs to talk to her sister. NOW.
And thus Kim comes clean about what’s going on with The BM. It seems he is: mean; controlling; swears at her when she’s talking on the phone to her kids; makes her cry every day; puts her down; tells her her hair doesn’t look good, and criticizes her toes. Kim realizes she took up with The BM because she wanted not to be alone anymore, to which Kyle mentally replies BINGO! Right again! Kim’s all packed and wants to move out. The problem is that aside from the fact that she doesn’t have anywhere to go, Kim’s late. Very late. Three months late. Kim doesn’t want another child. She wants to travel. Maybe she wants a puppy, or a kitty, or a ferret. Maybe she’s having a puppy! The BM finally spots the Richards Chicks and moves in to prevent any further discussion. Rumbly Mauricio pulls up a chair as well. No one speaks. The lip gloss gets passed around, and thank goodness it’s not the light up kind.
And finally, the long-awaited arrival of Tay and Dr. Sophy. Is he her date, or her minder? Lisa immediately spots the bruising under her eye and asks if that’s what it took for Tay to finally leave Russell. Well, that and Bravo telling her she’s off the show if she doesn’t. Tay announces that she wants the entire group, minus Kim and Dana who are locked in the bathroom hiding from The BM, to assemble awkwardly around one side of a row of tables so she can make her official statement with the good doctor mediating. Tay has been a crazy person for six months and was acting out all over the place. She dragged her friends into her sordid mess of a marriage and is sorry for it. The last straw was a big fight in which Tay was badly injured, hence the black eye. Camille was right after all, and peace is made. And we all know how this ends up.
Next week: the big finale, with Pandora’s wedding! Tents, polka dot blouses, more pink prom dresses, and it all wraps up with a bow. Followed by the two-part reunion on January 30 and February 6, at which Brandi yells at everyone. Stay gold!
Written by:
Elizabeth Spilotro
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I’m a virgo too and have never been late. Let alone starting to get dressed for a party while it’s in full swing! Another great recap! Thanks!!!!
Great recap; laughing out loud! Kim, Kim, Kim, that poor, poor girl. I mean really Kyle – do you not know that she is f’d up and on drugs, alcohol and maybe some really good pot but geez get your sister some help!
And Tay, really?!? Dating your therapist already? And who really thinks that it was Tay’s idea to do a freakin pow-wow at a restaurant opening? Oy.
Thanks for always making me laugh.
And Elizabeth – you rock!