Reunited, and it feels so uncomfortable. Yes, it’s that time again, when we get back together after all episodes of a Housewives season have run, to air our grievances and petty disputes. So much to look forward to, this Festivus of Housewifery. Before we break it down, let’s get up to date on a few things:
* The Glands was Mr. Andy’s guest on WWHL last week, at which time she revealed that she has topped boot knocking her quasi-famous ex-husband, Mr. LeAnn Rimes, by taking it to 11 with Gerard “Nigel” Butler. I do believe Gerard Butler is more famous than Mr. LeAnn Rimes, I think mostly as a Hollywood pantychaser because I don’t recall ever seeing him in anything. Scratch that, I think he was in a movie with Katherine Heigl (which I may or may not have seen – I know I saw commercials and those were probably the best parts anyway, so really all the same), and a couple of years ago his NYC condo was featured in Architectural Digest. This I found curious because (a) the residence must have cost a pretty penny and unless he’s a gigolo I couldn’t think where he’s making the big bucks from, since other than that one I can’t think of any movie he’s been in, and (b) the faux-Renaissance Faire decor itself was totally unlivable. If a home doesn’t have an obvious place to store the Legos then it’s just not a home to me. Anyhoo, Gerard got chased down for comment by TMZ, and the comment he provided was “who is Brandi Glanville?” The Glands claims he later called her to acknowledge they took it to 11 but assert that he prefers to keep the activities of his privates private, so The Glands went to RadarOnline and said she wanted to respect his privacy, and reconfirm that Gerard Butler had, in fact, turned it up to 11 with her.
* Sylvester Stallone’s wife, Jennifer Flavin, has been approached to join the BH 9ers next season. They are apparently neighbors of the Oof-Ifs. Let the “Yo, Adrienne!” jokes commence.
* Juicy Joe Guidice has turned down a plea deal on his felony impersonation charges, and so the circus rolls along.
* And finally, our dear Dana Wilkey and The Glands are in some sort of Twitter feud! I’m not sure either one of them really knows what it’s about. Dana re-tweeted some sort of ugly comment someone else made about The Glands, and from there it was on. Dana has tried to twitpologize to The Glands, but The Glands is no longer following her and thus the tree falls in the forest, alone.
I really have nothing else, except that the Real Trannys of Orange County descend in a few weeks, and who’s excited??
On to the reunion…
Great recap as always! Thanks!