And we’re back. Certainly the puerility of reality TV, and the Housewives in particular, seems a lot grosser this week than last week, but I do hope we can find something to laugh at in it, because after all laughter is the best medicine.
In the suspended-reality of Bravoland the Oof-Ifs are still shouting all sorts of profanities and defamatory remarks at The Glands, but as the sands have fallen through the hourglass here’s what’s been going on for the Housewives in real life:
* Both Richards sisters have signed up for some totally idiotic new competition show called “STARS in DANGER: The High Dive”, at least the second half of the title being self-explanatory. Other “stars” to compete on this show include JWoww, and Antonio Sabato, Jr. Let’s be honest: the only reason anyone is going to tune in to this is to check the competitors out in their bathing suits. I cannot believe Kyle is doing this considering she wouldn’t be seen out of her caftan on last season’s trip to Hawaii for Mauricio’s birthday. And having seen sweet Kimmy’s upper arms we’ve really seen enough.
* The cover of The Glands’ new book has been released on Twitter, by The Glands herself, and it is called “Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders”. The book itself will be released on February 12, just in time for Valentine’s Day gift giving. Oh, and for $43.69 Amazon will let you have it in a package deal with Tay’s memoir and Lady Pump’s entertaining guide.
* Speaking of Lady Pump, she is going to judge the upcoming Miss Universe pageant along with Cee-Lo Green, which will be hosted by none other than Mr. Andy.
* Down in the OC, the Magical Penis is getting his vasectomy reversed so he can knock up Gretch, and Tammy Sue is threatening to get married on TV so we can all share in the joy.
That’s about it. The RHOA are continuing to bicker but I can’t keep up with that shiitake on top of everything else so let’s get on with it.