Finale time! I am sensing a pattern here: a party, a fight, a FOH making outrageous statements and then wilting under the pressure, proving why there are an F and an O before her H. Is this the world we’re living in?
Around the ‘tubes:
* The Glands is flatly denying that the hookup she was caught in at Kyle’s White Party involved any nudity, and further claims she went on to date the gentleman in question for six full months before hiring him as her realtor, and moreover that the person who caught her was Lisa who can confirm everything she says.
* Adrienne, in her ongoing pursuit of attention (funny how that’s exactly what she claims The Glands and Dr. Paul seek – takes one to know one it seems) attended some Perez Hilton party in a corset, undies, and thigh-highs. That ought to further her brand. I am sure her kids are mortified, and if not they should be or will be soon.
* There’s some guy named Tom Murro who seems to talk to the NY Housewives a lot, and last week Sonja told him she thought Kountess Lu and Holla were out for sure, but this week it’s starting to look like perhaps NONE of the NY Housewives will be back. They have yet to sign contracts let alone start filming, and apparently none of them will be at the upcoming “upfronts” where new summer/fall programming is introduced (read: sold) to advertisers. It’s not like replacement Housewives will be there so basically Bravo is not selling RHONY to advertisers. I am not sure what we should read into that except that Mr. Andy has always seemed to have fickle feelings for all those New Yorkers except Bethenny.
* And finally, based on some Twitter photos I saw I do in fact suspect the RHONJ entourage was at Miraval last week. It looked like Tucson and was definitely not Canyon Ranch because they don’t allow booze there. In other NJ news, Caroline has a new “guide to life” book out in which she seems to allow for the possibility that Fat Albert may have strayed somewhere along the line and if so, who cares? Seeking attention, or shutting down the whole line of speculation? Who cares!
Let’s get on with it – it’s spring break around these parts so I am madly typing away to the background noise of an assortment of Minecraft music videos on YouTube turned up to 11. The Minecraft version of “Born This Way” is my personal favorite, but then there’s also “Nugget in a Biscuit”. Check it out, friends!
Thank you again for your spot on recaps! I really enjoy reading what we see on show and you say. Fegie is such an aggrivating pill! Love YO for calling everyone out! Check out Lisa and ken’s kiss. That’s how I kiss my husband when I’m in a passive aggressive mood…tight lipped. Minecraft on all day here too!! Thanks again!!