Quite a night for the BH9ers. Quite a night. I’m pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve seen Adrienne fershnicked. Before we get to that, the news:

* Over the weekend, The Glands got into a Twitter confrontation with LeeAnn Rimes, who had posted that she was traveling for the weekend with “her boys” and how her world just feels more right when they are all together. The Glands bit and replied to all a reminder that they are HER – The Glands’ – boys, and only LeeAnn’s stepchildren… for now. LeeAnn followed up with a post about positivity, of course. Who are LeeAnn’s fans? I know she has a lot of followers on Twitter, but I can’t figure out if they are people who actually like her (and if so, why), or if they are just trying to encourage the train wreck. The Glands would do well to disregard, but I realize then she might not have much of a book, so…

* Kyle told some publication somewhere that even though Adrienne and Lisa … Continue reading →

Greetings, people! Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and ate lots of pie. I personally find that after spending days on end whipping up an extravagant meal I have little to no interest in actually eating it. Sad but true. If you are on Twitter, I am sure you had plenty of opportunity to see how our friends the Housewives celebrated. I missed it myself but don’t feel too broken up about it. Elsewhere:

* Camille has had to file an emergency petition to prevent Frasier, his new beard, and their new baby from moving into a Beverly Hills home Camille and Frase co-own which they have on the market for $16M. This is one of the many properties subject to their divorce, and the plan was that it was to be sold, its giant mortgage paid off, and the proceeds split equally. Now Frase wants to move in despite the fact that he and the beard just bought a different house also in the BH9. You know, he makes a lot of weird … Continue reading →

You know what really sets me up for a wonderful, harmonious holiday with family and friends? Watching a bunch of bratty broads bicker. It just puts me in the mood.

Beyond the BH9, here’s the news:

* Kim Zolciak Biermann is involved in a rather nasty family disagreement with her parents in general and mother in particular. They are suing for the right to grandparent visitation with her four children (the youngest of which they have never met) who they haven’t seen since Kim’s 11-11-11 wedding which they were unceremoniously ejected from when they tried to use an inside bathroom rather than the Port-A-Poops intended for the wedding guests. Kim is trying to give them the stiff arm, while the Zolciaks are busy telling anyone who will listen that the real issue is that Kim is jealous of her mother’s hot bony bod.

* Lisa Vanderpump’s new show centered on SUR will debut January 7th and is called “Vanderpump Rules”.

* Not that I understand what was going on in the first place, but … Continue reading →